From Mulan 2, probably the worst Disney direct-to-DVD sequel ever made, and probably the worst Disney movie PERIOD ever made. For those of you that don't understand why Mulan and Shang (Fun fact, I used to think he was named Shane when I was little, but now I know he's called Shang) were arguing, well, Mushu tricked Shang into thinking that Mulan was gossiping about him behind his back with the princesses, which gets him hella mad. I swear, the arguments Mulan and Shang have in this film are so pointless and stupid. Also, do we really need to see a Disney movie that has scenes with domestic bickering? I thought Disney wanted to entertain it's audience, no BORE them! Also, that one thing Shang said near the end makes NO SENSE whatsoever. "I wouldn't want to peel your paint"? What the hell does that even mean?! I guess he meant to say "I wouldn't want to gross you out with my bad breath", but it was still stupid for him to say that! And to top it all off, Shang also lets out probably one of the most hilarious veggie faces I have ever seen.
Overall, this scene, and Mulan 2, and both stupid and shameless. Mulan 2 itself is a trainwreck of a movie, it's a fucking piece of shit (Pardon my French), and doesn't deserve to exist at all. End of story.
PHEW! Glad I got that out of my chest!
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